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He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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