he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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