i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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