This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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