Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
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I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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