I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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