guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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