Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
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So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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