We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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