To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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