didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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