Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
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go home
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
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