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We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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