He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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