dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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