This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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