your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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