Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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