You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
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yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
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Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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