Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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