I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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