Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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