Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
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The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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