Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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