I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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