i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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