dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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