We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
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She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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