tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
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also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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