Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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