It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
This couple is walking their pig around campus
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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