I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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