whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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