Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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