you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
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the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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