i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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