are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I think I just sharted jello shots
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