Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
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Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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