just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
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You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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