i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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