Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
they call him Oral-B. enough said
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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