Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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