Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize