I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
i've created a new STD.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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