Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
The power of my boobs compel you
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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