I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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