I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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