my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
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she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
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fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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