M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
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I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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