if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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